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One lonely night, I was chillin' in my room talking on the phone with a female, as is the routine. Kevin busted in, and sheepishly interrupted with "Dude, you're gonna think I'm a moron". I said "BUS A STORY NOW, BUTTFACE!".
Here's something what our conversation looked like:
Kevin: "Okay......so dude, I was driving in the parking lot of the mall, and you know how there are like hills and valleys? So like I'm driving super fast, like 40 or 50mph, and I hit a speed-bump going up a hill. So my front tires lift off the ground, and I frantically turn the tires, but it doesn't do anything cause they're off the ground. So when the front end comes down, I fly off the hill, and into these bushes. So like I rolled down the hill, and my car was stuck in a bush. So I tried to rock the car out of the bush but it was stuck. So like 3 security guards race over and are checking things out, and then they start laughing at my license plate. Then the cops come, and apparently I was giving the cop some sass, and he totally yelled at me and was being a TOTAL ASS. So a tow-truck came, and pulled me out of the bush."
Me: "Man, you're dumb."
Kevin: "Yeah."
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